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Local Company Has Brilliant Invention To Keep Sharks At Bay – I got asked last night if I like to surf. I blamed that I don’t because the water in Cape Town is far too cold (which it is). The real reason? Those pesky little creatures from Jaws. NOT a fan. Here

Please Enjoy How The Internet Went Meme-Crazy Following Kim’s New Naked Butt Shot – Kim Kardashian and Paper magazine are almost living up to their “break the internet” comment. Memes have arisen left, right and center of Kim’s derrière. Have you seen them?? Here

Kim Also Went Full Frontal In That New Oily Shoot – Thank god Kim is only covered in oil and not glitter and feathers also. Although that would have looked kinda cool. Anyway, here she is, in all her glory. ALL of it. Here

Door Opens In Mid-Air With Bono On Board – Bono must have thought he was on a new series of Punked when they found out that half of his jet and falling off during the flight. #funtimes. Here

This Is How That Mall Fist Fight Started – After what happened, these two men should be made to go on a picnic together and play board games and do calming origami. Then they should hug it out. Here