Ah, green juice. I remember my first one. It was lovely. I had it at a friend’s shop and promptly went out and bought a juicer. I had every plan to become the healthiest person on the planet. But ultimately, pizza and carbs won.

Also, those people who have turned crossfit into a way of life. Urgh. Yes, we KNOW you go to crossfit. We know you sweat it all out. No, I don’t want to hug you on the promenade after your workout.

And lastly, I refuse to ever, ever, ever like your exercise selfie on Instagram. I don’t care how many of my cat pictures you double tap.

If you agree with the above, even just slightly, then you should enjoy this video from College Humour.

P.S. I found a box of strawberries in my fridge the other day. I felt like I had to use them, so threw them all into my Russell Hobbs juicer with some fresh mint from my garden and honestly had the most spectacular fruit juice of my life, completely preservative free. I know have crates of strawberries lining the shelves of my fridge.

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