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It’s Official: Oscar’s Athletics Career Is Overs Gadovers – Whilst Oscar spends the next few months on his absolute best behaviour, the athletic powers that be have managed to  predict his future… and it’s not very bright. Here

BREAKING: Cash In Transit Heist – OR Tambo Airport – Injuries – It’s All Here – Like a scene out of a heist movie, a band of crooks hit a cash-in-transit vehicle as it left the cargo area of OR Tambo International airport. Here

School Principal Fired For These Pics Of Julius Malema – Whilst this has nothing to do with the EFF prancing around, it does include a snippet about Julius Malema, which usually equates to something amusing.  Here

“I Will Fuck You Up” – Julius Malema Fast Food Assault Caught On Camera [Video] – Ah, Julius Malema… You managed to turn the simple act of buying a burger into a circus. It gives a whole new meaning to “Rave Burger”. Here

Jumps White House Fence – Knocks Out Secret Service Dog [Video] – A man who jumped the White House fence was faced with some Secret Service dogs, who he attacked viciously. This guy is going to get a serious beatdown from the law. Here