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You’ll Be Shocked To See How Much Weight Zach Galifianakis Has Lost – All round funny man Zach Galifianakis isn’t all that round anymore. Look how good ole Alan is looking, barring his unruly hair which definitely needs a cut. Here

Were They Expecting A Madman To Burst Into Court And Shoot Oscar? – What on earth are we going to watch on the telly come the end of the Oscar Pistorius saga? At least we have three more days… Here

“We’re All Dead” – Excerpts From Doomed Air France Airliner Investigation Are Quite Something – Flying these days is super fun. You’re either worrying about catching a deadly disease or falling out of the sky. Fun times… Here

You Know Those Owls They’ve Got To Fight Rats In Johannesburg? People Are Chopping Off The Owls Heads And Taking Out Their Eyes – It seemed like a logical idea, because barn owls love to eat rats. And what would make barn owls really happy? A rat infestation! Here

Man Shot And Killed Live On Air – It’s been reported that two gunmen shoved their way into a radio studio and opened fire on a local activist, killing him in the process. Here