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October 13, 2014

They Reckon This 15m Wide Crab Is Real

Forget King Kong, Mothra and Godzilla, because Crabzilla is real and stalking us puny humans... apparently...

If the robotic monstrosities that are being developed by the military aren’t frightening you enough for the inevitable apocalypse, then the first wave of the giant crab attacks has been documented, apparently.

An image has been circulating on the interwebz of a massive crab chilling off the coast Whitstable – but we’re not talking “big”, as in “that’s pretty big”, but big as in 15m wide.

“At first all I could see was some faint movement, then as it rose from the water I thought, ‘that’s a funny looking bit of driftwood’, said Quinton Winter, the curator of the website Weird Whitstable, who also claims to have seen “Crabzilla” once before.

“It had glazed blank eyes on stalks, swivelling wildly and it clearly was a massive crab with crushing claws.

“Before this incident I thought the aerial photo showed an odd-shaped sand bank. Now I know better.”

Make of it what you will… but we’ll be in our bunker…

Check out the full story on The Daily Mail.