I love this guy! Now that there is a lull in the Oscar proceedings, it is GREAT that another South African is keeping us entertained. Very thoughtful of him.

We all know the last Ashes tour was a disaster for England, but it’s turning out to be even more of a disaster for dear old Kevin Pietersen, with a document coming to light, which holds records of the happenings within the team, and mostly starring KP.

“Prior to the Perth Test, an England team physiotherapist informed AF that Pietersen had told him that he was looking to do anything to go home after the Perth Test if England go 3-0 down. KP allegedly told the physio that if England lost the match, his knee was ‘going to be really playing up’.”

The document holds some interesting allegations: “Prior to the fifth and final Test Andy Flower called a meeting with Pietersen after hearing that he had told Alastair Cook, Matt Prior and others that Flower should no longer be coach of the team.” It also says that KP called Cook’s captaincy of the team “weak” and “inept”, and that he he called Swann a c**t.

After Piers Morgan had a go at Alastair Cook and the England team, team mates were not happy that KP let Piers get away with it. KP’s response?

“You need a thicker skin.”

What a stand up guy.

KP has dismissed the document as “a joke”, obviously.

You can read the full report HERE.

CHeck out The Guardian and IndianExpress