Is that 1980’s floral couch really worth keeping?
Don’t try talk yourself into it. It’s not. It stinks no matter how many times you get the cleaners in and has weird creepy marks all over it. Enough now. It may have been your very first couch when you first moved out in 19-voetsak, but the times they are a-changing. Plus, your girlfriend told me she hates it and is considering breaking up with you if you don’t rid yourself of it.
Holding onto unnecessary possessions and junk in your house only clutters your living space and your mind – it’s time to free yourself of all those “treasures”, including that couch (which has probably seen WAY too much), and win R5K from Gumtree in the process.
So here’s how it works:
1) Find some old crap at home you don’t actually need.
2) Post as many ads on Gumtree for as many different items as possible. (think: Darth Vader figure, skateboard, lamp, couch, curtains etc. etc.)
3) Put #2ov in the title.
4) Stand back and wait to win R5,000
RULES
1) Most ads wins
2) Judge’s decision final
3) Taking the piss (eg. 50 ads selling single pencils) will get you disqualified – you know what we’re looking for here – don’t be silly.
4) Closing date 17 October.
We’ll even be so kind as to help you get started, by simply clicking here.
Good luck!
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