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Julius Malema And Our Sports Minister Just Had A Twitter Bitch-Fight About Louis Vuitton – In a Twitter war that resembled a slow paced tennis match, we got to watch two of our country’s wannabe leaders battle it out for the last word. Here

STOP EVERYTHING: General Electric’s Porno Ad Featuring Jeff Goldblum Is Beyond Awesome [Video] – With brilliant movies under his belt, it was only a matter of time before Jeff Goldblum got to parody himself. General Electric helped out in a big way. Here

Pure Terror: Incredible Footage Captures Two Great White Sharks Attacking EACH OTHER! [Video] – Watching this video is like the Tabard to swimming in the ocean. It makes cage diving seem almost as pleasant as being stuck in space without oxygen. Fun times. Here

You’ll Never Guess What This Hidden ‘Bra Cam’ Captured [Video] – There’s a new campaign to raise awareness for something different almost every other week, and with so many, they need to be really good. Like this one. Here

Parents Give Away Children For Wi-Fi – This Proves No-one Reads Terms And Conditions – After months of 4am wake-ups to feed the new baby, I’m sure many parents wouldn’t mind signing up for this wi-fi. I know I would. Jokes. I love screaming kids. Here