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Here Are The 2014 Loerie Award Winners – The Loerie Awards dominated the Cape Town scene this weekend, with every ad genius in the country turned towards who won what… Here are the winners. Here

Shame Man – Guy Dies From Over-Masturbation At Fertility Clinic – This is proof that too much of a good thing can kill you, and that this poor bloke had never heard those words before. Hello, indulgence… Here

Top Billing Show Contradicts Tokyo Sexwale’s Claims That He Owns Nothing – When there is money and there is divorce, it usually ends up as a messy legal battle over who gets how much money, with blame and speculation abundant. As is with the Sexwales. Here

Tokyo Sexwale Says His Wife Shagged All The Prisoners And Wardens On Robben Island And She Was ‘Just A Toilet’ – I think being called a toilet, especially by an ex, is a very low point in both parties lives. “Hi! You’re like a toilet!” is never going to go down well. Here

Idris Elba Comes Clean About Nic Cage Vampire Rumour – This seems like a legit way to prove theories. Swim underwater? Must be a fish. Climb a tree? Must be a monkey. Visit Dracula’s castle? Must be a vampire… Here