Ant Smith, a 47 year old engineering manager from London, has a small penis.

As much as he struggled with what he likes to call his ‘willy’ throughout his childhood, Ant has come to terms with his size, and is now speaking up about it. As Ant says, “It’s like if I can’t be hung like a horse I’d rather be a bit special for being kinda small than average. Who wants to be average?”.

I guess that’s a good mentality to have?

Soft, his penis is no longer than an inch at maximum. Hard, it gets to be four inches or so—not a micropenis, but certainly smaller than average.

Queue the rulers.

On what would be dubbed as a ‘penis-size-acceptance crusade’, Ant feels that if he talks openly about his small tollie, and clearly accepts it, then other men won’t feel as self conscious about their 5 or 6 inch penis’s.

 Ant’s looking for 48 men willing to pose (clothed) with objects roughly proportional to their dick size as a visual accompaniment to his poem, in the hopes of creating a viral message of penis size acceptance.

Check out the full story about when he realised he wasn’t “average”, a lovely drawing, as well as the poem he wrote about having a small peenee, on Vice.