Putin Threatens Nuclear War Over Ukraine – Raising the spectre of nuclear war over Ukraine, Russia’s Vladimir Putin is playing a new, and dangerous, game. [beast]

Comedian Joan Rivers ‘In Coma On Life Support’ – Comedian Joan Rivers is reportedly on life support after suffering a heart attack during throat surgery. TMZ, citing “sources”, said Rivers’ family would decide in the coming days whether to keep the 81-year-old on life support. [stuff]

China Rules Out Open Election in Hong Kong, Setting Stage for ‘Occupy’ Protest – Demonstrators vow to paralyze Hong Kong’s financial district after Beijing refused to allow unfettered nominations for the territory’s top job. [time]

Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton Nude Pics Explosion In Celebrity ‘Motherload’ Hack – Hacker group 4Chan have called it the ‘motherload,’ as a massive trove of nude and sexually explicit images have been dumped on the net, featuring stills and videos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst and more. [here]

Fears For Lesotho’s Future After ‘Coup’ – The attempted assassination of a military commander has plunged Lesotho into turmoil after an apparent coup that forced the prime minister to flee. [m&g]

‘SA Is Failing AU Because Of Whites’ – Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe says South Africa is failing to lead the economic development of countries in the African Union (AU) because its economy is in the hands of the white minority. [cityp]

Madonsela Fears For Her Life – Public Protector Thuli Madonsela says she is deeply concerned about her safety and intends to approach the National Intelligence Agency (NIA) over the matter, reports the Sunday Independent. [n24]

Guptas, Zuma In Line For Billions – Rajesh “Tony” Gupta and Duduzane Zuma stand to benefit from a multiyear infantry combat vehicle contract with Denel worth billions, which will kick off within the next two years. [cityp]

It’s Payback Time, Vavi Tells Zuma – The ANC has come under fire from one of its main allies following the party’s attack on public protector Thuli Madonsela. [tlive]

Suspected Jihadist Girl Arrested in France Before Trip to Syria – A 16-year-old girl suspected of trying to travel to Syria to join Islamist rebels was arrested at an airport in France, French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said Sunday. [nbc]

Man Low-Flies At 224km/h, ‘Testing Engine’ – A 36-year-old man apparently testing the engine of his car was arrested for driving at 224km/h on the N1 near Midrand on Sunday, Johannesburg metro police said. [n24]

MSN Messenger To End After 15 Years – Microsoft’s Windows Live Messenger will be switched off in China in October, marking a final end to the 15-year-old service. [bbc]

Girl’s Ice-Bucket Challenge Scream Dislocates Jaw – Isabelle Roberts, 20, had to be taken to A&E to have her jaw put back into place when the internet craze for throwing cold water on people went wrong on August 26. [video]

Stolen Rolex Watches Recovered Inside Women’s Vaginas At Las Vegas Hotel: Police – The two timepieces, valued at $12,000 and $4,000, went missing last week after police say their three female bandits flirted their way inside their victims’ room at the Encore hotel-casino, Fox5 reported. [nydn]

The 22 Most Surprising Photos of the Month – From dogs suckling tiger cubs to earthquake skaters, each photograph will surprise you as TIME shares the most outrageous images from August 2014. [time]

Woman Sounds Like She Orgasms On Sling-Shot Ride – Us thrill seekers love the sight of a stomach-churning, vomit-inducing ride. So this fellow hedonist must had been ecstatic when she spotted the sling-shot at an amusement park. [metro]

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Case Of Pierre Jourdan MCC for Only R600 – For something that usually sells in high-end restaurants for R250+ it’s nice to know you can order Pierre Jourdan Cuvee  Brut for only R100 a bottle. [check it out]

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The Restaurant Winter Specials Won’t Stop – Mondiall restaurant has it all. The View, The Vibe and The Menu – Do not miss out on their Winter Special Menu – Cider glazed Pork Belly, Craster Fish Pie and Guiness Choclate Pudding – Who would say no to that, BOOK ONLINE NOW. For more information on their winter specials check them out. [HERE]

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The Bailey Schneider Show 11am – Bailey needs no introduction, 2ov’s sassy lunchtime DJ. Join her for LIVE in studio interviews, giveaways and many a tweet. Tune in for all this as well as the latest entertainment, music and lifestyle news from 2pm – 3pm. [Bailey]

The Spicy Fiesta with The Dirty Mexican 3pm – Take a walk on the Spicy side of all things Trance and alternative, one of our most entertaining and unique shows. Tune in and Chill out to the great sounds of the Dirty Mexican coming to you LIVE from 3pm -5pm [Dirty Mexican]

The Kwaai Show 5pm –  South Africa’s first video game talk show. Most video game news today is all about click bait headlines and rumour mill grinding, but the Kwaai show hopes to be different. 5pm – 6pm [Kwaai]