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Matric Dance Gang Raped And Filmed On Video – Talk about having your youth stolen from you. Someone’s matric dance didn’t go quite as planned, which is really, really sad. It should be a GOOD night. Here

George W Bush Did The Ice Bucket Challenge [Video] – Laura Bush needs her husbands money more than the ALS foundation does. Watch as she pulls a sneaky manoeuvre on her husband, George. Here

There’s A New Human Barbie – And This One’s Only 16 – A teenager has gone to absolute extremes to make herself look like a Barbie doll, despite saying that she has had no surgery, dieting or Photoshop tricks to achieve her look. Here

South Africans Against Dagga And Satan Is Trying To Stop The Foo Fighters From Touring South Africa – We’re not sure if this is an actual, serious, legitimate group of people who are focusing their worries on inane things when they could be saving children and rhinos. Here

Giant Fish Swallows Shark Whole [Video] – Good. Another reason for us to not take up surfing. As if the threat of sharks isn’t enough, we can now worry about fish that are big enough to eat said sharks. Here