This Is Why The New Ninja Turtles Movie Sucks [+ Trailer]

The upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle reboot from director Jonathan Liebesman has got the hardcore fans divided, but two VICE writers have seen the movie and aren’t too pleased with the latest outing from the turtles in a half shell.

Dave Schilling and Jamie Lee Curtis Taete wrote an article titled “What The Fuck Is Going On In ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ that lists a bunch of things that they’re not so happy with, and emphasising to fans to not go and see the new movie.

It’s needed to be said that they’re list is full of spoilers, so if you don’t care about the plot points and are already skeptical, give it a read, but for those who will go regardless, rather give the list a skip.

Check out the article on VICE here.

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