We ran a competition the other day to win a copy of Seth Rotherham’s book, ‘Work is a sideline. Live the holiday.” To win, peeps had to post an outrageous Gumtree ad. This was the best of the top 10 winning entries.

From Gumtree:

Attention all Space Cadets!!!! – One Silver Flying Donkey for Sale!!!!!
R 74,995

All aboard for the next voyage of the SS Bellville Bliksem (full formal name of aforementioned flying donkey)

Go on……Do it………Embrace your inner Captain Kirk …………….you know you want to! Get behind the Captain’s chair of this masterpiece of intergalactic flying saucery.

Chief engineer Scotty and his little German helpers (You’ve seen what they can do with a world cup, imagine what they can do to a space donkey!) have fully prepared this “Beast of the Beyond” for the space roads of the Western Cape (because we all know “Kaapies” drive like we’re from outer space)

Each mission you undertake will allow you use all of the following features:

Air-conditioning, central locking, Leather seats, Airbags, Park distance control, Automatic stability control, 16″alloy wheels, 5 Speed manual gearbox and 2 Litre, 6 cylinder Petrol engine.

And while you’re partaking in those missions you can also do some of the following to really embrace your inner Space Cowboy!

– Shout “To infinity and beyond!!!!” at the top of your lungs, every time you start the car, especially if there are others with you. (As much as I love Kirk, Buzz Lightyear said it best)

– Crouch forward in your seat and sing the music to ”Star Wars” every time you overtake 3 or 4 other space cadets in quick succession

– Tattoo the words “Live long, and prosper” on your forehead so that whenever your wife asks you what you’re thinking you can reply “Can’t you read my mind?”

If you interested in becoming the new captain of the SS Bellville Bliksem, Call Mark on the number listed above, and I’ll arrange for a test flight ASAP!

Classic! Well done, Mark!

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