Everyone has seen some of the truly hilarious videos of people waking up after anesthesia but this one absolutely takes the cake for the most pornographic one ever. This mom was not all that impressed by what her little girl had to say… and we are pretty sure the young lady will not be so pleased she has unwittingly shared some of these things with not only her mom, but the whole internet.

In a series of now-deleted Vines, she hits on her “hot doctor” and declares matter-of-factly, “I want white dick. I want to fuck white dick,” while her mom tries to get her to stop filming.

Maybe the drugs made her completely candid and allowed her to release her latent Gosling-lust, or maybe she just faked it #forthevine. As David confirmed years ago, not everything that happens after the dentist is “real life.”

Either way, what a gem! The bar has been set high… who is getting their wisdom teeth out next?

Check out the original article on Gawker.