It’s come to that time of your life when you need to “spring clean” your home and ditch most of your personal belongings – most probably because your girlfriend has better taste than you (and that old, super retro “Gentleman’s Club” neon light just won’t do anymore).  But it’s not time to completely get rid of these things just yet – some totally random person isn’t deserving of your precious possessions. You collected them, you spent money on them, you have loved them, you are bonded. You need to find a good home for them and good things take time, right?

So now what? Mommy’s garage is already being used to hoard all of mommy’s dust-gathering antiques, so its time you take matters into your own hands and find a secure spot that’s just right.

We all know that size does matter, let’s not fool ourselves. I mean, why would you choose a 3 meter storage space when you have an entire lounge suite to store?? Ya – bet you feel silly now, you phallic minded freak.

Stor-Age has prevented the chance of making you feel like a total silly by creating this tool on their website to help you estimate how big of a storage space to get. Not only is this a pretty nifty tool, it’s also kind of amusing. It gives you an idea of how big the space is according to the size of an item, as well as the “amount of rooms” it could store.

Check out how many annoying girlfriends (with good taste) a Stor-Age space can store – because, why not?