Monday, April 28, 2025

Please Enjoy This First-Hand Experience Of The Kim Kardashian App Game

Jezebel's Tracie Egan Morrissey gives a hilarious account of what it's actually like playing the new Kim Kardashian mobile game.

Stop the presses! Kim Kardashian’s new mobile game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, is actually enjoyable. Who would’ve thought.

That said, it’s obvious a crappy tie-in to ride the coat-tails of the star, who isn’t famous for anything, really.

“I’d like to say that Kim Kardashian: Hollywood is so fucking fun. Sure, in a really terrible, anxiety-ridden, OCD-triggering kind of way, but fun nonetheless,” said Jezebel’s Tracie Egan Morrissey.

Neither talent nor intelligence are needed to succeed in Kim’s app universe. There are no puzzles or hidden object searches or anything like that. There isn’t even any strategizing. You mindlessly tap on the screen to earn and spend money.

Tracie goes on to explain her elaborate yet mind-numbing experience with the game in a hilarious column/review, which you should totally check out.

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