Check out the big 5 from 2oceansvibe today, including how to braai like a boss, a shocking farm revelation, Scotland’s horrendous kit, the CIA’s humour and Ellen DeGeneres’ house being bought by Napster’s Sean Parker.

Genius: This Table Has Eliminated The “Braaimaster” Debacle – Getting excluded from your own braai because you’re the cook isn’t ideal – but there’s a way to make sure you keep up with your guests while handling the cooking… [Read the full story]

“Worst Scenes I Witnessed In My 20 Years At The SPCA” – Inside Thandi Modise’s Cannibal Pig Farm [Graphic Images] – A sad scene on Danmel farm in Potchefstroom shows starving pigs eating the remains of dead pigs as a farm is completely neglected. [Read the full story]

Please Enjoy Scotland’s ‘Horrific’ And ‘Humiliating’ Commonwealth Games Kit – Designers get away with some horrifically weird things in the name of fashion, but it seems unlikely that this designer will live this choice down. Just… OMG! [Read the full story]

The CIA Is Awesome – This Is Why – The Central Intelligence Agency clearly has a social media presence with a great sense of humour. Please enjoy the CIA’s awesome tweet. [Read the full story]

Napster’s Sean Parker Bought Ellen DeGeneres’ House For R600 Million – Check It Out Here – If you have the guts and know-how, real estate can be a VERY profitable investment strategy. This seems to be especially true when your neighbour is the Playboy Mansion, and you are Ellen Degeneres. [Read the full story]