So it looks like the owner of Table Mountain has become gatvol with owning the goddamn monstrosity, and decided to sell it on Gumtree. So if you have R900 000 000/a fresh lemon skin/pea, you could be in the bid to own Table Mountain!
We doubt this is real – in fact – we know it’s not. And you should too. But you godda appreciate the sense of humour!
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