Saturday, April 26, 2025

Table Mountain Is For Sale For Just Under R1 Billion

Table Mountain is currently on the market - even to all of us normal folk! Haven't you always wanted to OWN and piece of Cape Town? Sure you have.

So it looks like the owner of Table Mountain has become gatvol with owning the goddamn monstrosity, and decided to sell it on Gumtree. So if you have R900 000 000/a fresh lemon skin/pea, you could be in the bid to own Table Mountain!

We doubt this is real – in fact – we know it’s not. And you should too. But you godda appreciate the sense of humour!

Check out the full ad here.