Some like ’em blonde, some like ’em brunette. Some people like ’em tall, and some like ’em dolphins.

You laugh, but I bet you’ve never felt the soft caress of a dolphin shlong before.

Margaret Howe Lovatt, an animal researcher who studied dolphins in the 60’s, “happened upon a pubescent male named Peter and one thing led to another and…you know”.

Seriously.

She explains:

In the beginning when he would get rambunctious and had this need, I would put him on the elevator and say, “You go play with the girls for a day”…I was just easier to incorporate [dolphin handjobs] and let it happen. It was very precious. It was very gentle…Again it was sexual on his part, it was not sexual on mine. Sensuous perhaps. It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch. Just get rid of that. Scratch it and we’ll be done. Move on. And that’s really all it was. I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter.

Your Top Tip from Marg: Guys – next time, call it an “itch”. Ask her to “scratch it”, surely she can’t be so mean to say no to THAT?

This is all for an upcoming documentary on BBC Four called, The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins, and will premiere on June 17.

[source: Gawker]