Now this advert on Gumtree is an absolute BEAUT: a plant that makes you money – now that’s something we all want. Imagine that sad little pot plant you have in your office could possibly be the root of all your future riches. Sounds amazing, right?!

Except that the effects of this “money-making” plant sound very similar to that of “drugs”. Yes, kids. Drugs.

Behold, the mind-opening, trance inducing Salvia Divinorum. The copy informs us:

While under the influence of salvia, people often report radical shifts in perception, seeing visions with their eyes closed and visual changes with eyes open. Sometimes people find themselves laughing uncontrollably, even though they don’t find anything to be particularly funny. Time and space can become distorted in strange ways. The sensation of being pushed, pulled, twisted, or taken into alternative dimensions and other realities is common, as is the feeling of other presences, other people, and nonhuman entity contact. The plant itself is often perceived by the user as a female spirit.

Sniggering yet? Ask this guy, he’ll know.

How this makes you any money whatsoever is unclear – unless of course you plan to share this “spiritual experience” with other people for a fee? Or buy the plant and then resell at a higher price?

Either way. Hats off to these guys, it got our attention.

[source: Gumtree]