The Pentagon has got an insane number of contingency plans handy in preparation for ANY event that could threaten the security of the US. It’s mental. Think of the most obscure scenario that could possibly warrant being labelled as a ‘threat’ to US soil or even the President? Got one in mind? Well chances are the Pentagon has a contingency plan in place for whatever it is your imagination just conjured up. Trust us.

The latest news on this topic reveals that The Pentagon has actually devised a preparedness plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.

“Buried on the military’s secret computer network is an unclassified document, obtained by Foreign Policy, called  ‘CONOP 8888’. It’s a zombie survival plan, a how-to guide for military planners trying to isolate the threat from a menu of the undead -and destroy them.”[Foreign Policy]

What the plan details is how to protect the population from an array of different ‘variations’ of Zombies and also as to how to restore law and order to a community after a bad rash of Zombie ‘walkers’ has been eradicated. It’s very thorough, detailed and practical – and is regarded by the military as much of a legitimate plan as that for a terror attack by Middle-Eastern fundamentalists, or the like.

The varieties of Zombie-types listed in the plan include:

“Vegetarian zombies (zombie life forms originating from any cause but pose no direct threat to humans because they only eat plant life); evil magic zombies (EMZs are zombie life forms created via some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as ‘evil magic); and also chicken zombies.” (Foreign Policy)

Want to know something crazy-terrifying that might just make you a vegetarian? Well, CZ’s or ‘Chicken-Zombies’ ACTUALLY exist. It’s the only scientifically PROVEN form of existing zombie. A chicken zombie is an actual hen that is euthanised by a farmer with Carbon Dioxide after it reaches an age where it is unable to lay eggs. It’s then buried underground. And what happens next, is that the ‘dead’ chicken resuscitates itself and claws its way out of the hole. Yup.