Hmmmmmm…okay so this guy is making quite an interesting case for himself and the right he has to invent a new sexual orientation. His name is Chris Sevier and he is suing for the right to marry his Macbook which is over-loaded with a massive collection of porn.

In a nutshell, this guy has spent so much time having sex with himself whilst in front of his Mac that he has now projected feelings of love and intimacy onto this inanimate object instead of with an actual human woman. He explains that because he has kept himself in isolation from human sexual experiences, he now PREFERS sex with his computer and believes he should have the right to marry it.

He argues that if gays are allowed to marry, that he should be able to receive support from a system that allows for 2 people with non-compatible sexual parts to marry. And so , it seems , that marrying ones Macbook is as legitimate a union as with any other.

His further argues:

“If there is a risk that is posed to traditional marriage and children, both man-man couples and man-machine couples pose it equally.”

“In considering the equal protection clause, there are no fewer policy reasons for preventing man-machine couples from marrying than there are for same-sex couples.”

So yeah, this is whats happening in the world. For what it’s worth, they didn’t let him marry his Mac in the end. And he’s rather upset.

[SOURCE] Telegraph