OUT OF INTEREST: TOMORROW WILL BE TWO WEEKS
THAT TELKOM HAVE NOT FIXED
MY INTERMITTENT INTERNET LINE AT HOME
– SETH ROTHERHAM 

Harry And Cressida Are Overs Gadovers – Sorry to disappoint fans of the British royals, but it looks like Royal Wedding: The Sequel won’t be airing any time soon. People reports that after two years of dating, Prince Harry and girlfriend Cressida Bonas have broken up. [time]

Elections Officially Under Way – The 2014 elections kicked off on Tuesday night as the first votes were cast in, New Zealand. [n24]

Malema Compares SABC Boss To A Used Condom – EFF leader Julius Malema has warned SABC boss Hlaudi Motsoeneng that President Jacob Zuma would dump him “like a used condom” – because Zuma was a tribalist. [citprs]

Reeva’s Death Is No Joke, Khanyi – Actress and talk show host Khanyi Mbau continues to steal the limelight at the Comedy Central Roast of Kenny Kunene – but not all of the attention has been favourable. [ch24]

Clippers’ Potential Bidders Include David Geffen, Magic Johnson – Music and film mogul Geffen’s office says he’s interested in team; Johnson used to own part of Lakers. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has said he’d push for sale of Donald Sterling’s team. [latimes]

Kerry: U.S. Taped Moscow’s Calls to Its Ukraine Spies – The secretary of state claimed in a private meeting that the U.S. intelligence community has recordings of pro-Russian forces being managed by government handlers in Moscow. [beast]

Champions League: Real Madrid Crushes Bayern Munich To Make Final – On a night where the champion was dethroned in brutal fashion, Real flexed its muscles and showed it is ready to end the long wait for a 10th European triumph. [cnn]

Amanda Knox Dealt Fatal Blow That Killed Meredith Kercher, Say Italian Judges – British student killed as a result of violent row over money, judges say in document explaining reconviction of Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito. [telegraph]

Google, Facebook, Amazon Accelerate ‘Manchine’ Race – Johnny Depp’s film “Transcendence” highlights that the battle for “the singularity” – the merging of man and machine – is closer than we think. [m&g]

Twitter Is Losing Momentum And Money – The internet service we use to follow celebrities and call people racist just broke some bad news to Wall Street: Twitter is still unprofitable, and not enough people are even willing to try it out. [valleywag]

MH:370 – Australia Dismisses Possible Plane Wreckage Claim – The Australian agency heading up the search for the missing Malaysian jet has dismissed a claim by a resource survey company that it found possible plane wreckage in the northern Bay of Bengal. [time]

Online Lover Kills Woman (And Himself) After Meeting Her – An Indian man who romanced a woman online believing she was 21 and single shot and killed her when he found she was 45, a housewife and had children. [sbs]

Apple iWatch Already in Production, Report Says – The long-rumored wearable computer from Apple, affectionately known as the iWatch, has reportedly gone into production. [mash]

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Frankly Stunning Gumtree Ad: The Lesbian Chaperone – Are you a lesbian? Do you often turn down social engagements because you lack a readily available chaperone? This is the service provider YOU have been looking for. [2ov]

Erykah Under Fire For Swazi King’s Song – US singer Erykah Badu has been condemned as a hypocrite for singing “Happy Birthday” to Swaziland’s King Mswati III, described by a rights group as a “corrupt tyrant”. [iol]

Botched Oklahoma Execution Leaves Inmate Writhing On Gurney – The state of Oklahoma botched one execution and was forced to call off another on Tuesday when a disputed cocktail of drugs failed to kill a condemned prisoner who was left writhing on the gurney. [guardian]

Selfie Your Way To Brazil – Win A Trip To The 2014 FIFA World Cup™ FINAL! – That’s right, friends. You can LITERALLY selfie yourself (and a friend) all the way to the 2014 FIFA World Cup™ final. This is what you need to do. Are you listening closely? Good. [clickhere]

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Deals we think you’ll dig.. 

There are a number of ongoing deals setup at our various exclusive partners. We get emailed regularly to remind the readers about these various discounts and specials. They’re all pretty fantastic and worth knowing about – so we thought we would leave them here, out of your way at the bottom of the Morning Spice, should you ever need to find the one you’re looking for 😉

50% Off At Grootbos Private Luxury Lodge, Just 2 Hours Out Of Cape Town – Finally the last minute deal returns! If you book at Grootbos within 48 hours of arrival, you get 50% off your booking. That’s a VERY healthy discount – especially for a 5-star luxury surrounded by the splendour of nature. [check it out]

Case Of Pierre Jourdan MCC for Only R600 – For something that usually sells in high-end restaurants for R250+ it’s nice to know you can order Pierre Jourdan Cuvee  Brut for only R100 a bottle. [check it out]

If You’re Paying Full Price For A New Car You’re A Fool – Anyone looking for any model of new car should be aware that 7days makes it their business to squeeze every last possible discount out of car dealers around the country. [check it out]

First Month Storage Space Only R1 At Stor-Age – Whether you need a locker for a bicycle or a garage for your house contents, Stor-age has the space you need. And they’re offering a special R1 for the first month deal – no strings attached! You can take you stauff out after one month – no problem! [check it out]

Takealot Have A 30% Discount Promo Code For beats by dre Headphones! All you need to do is find the products (keep reading to do that), and nail the following voucher code when you check out. Click to see. [check it out]

Get R150 Off Your First Uber Ride – If you haven’t tried Uber yet, you’re making a mockery of yourself. Stop riding cheap unreliable taxis with drivers who don’t know if they’re coming or going. Give yourself the private driver treatment with Uber and get R180 off your first ride! Sign up and boom, you’re done! [check it out]

Eat Fresh And Save Time – Every week DailyDish delivers the exact ingredients you need + recipes for four amazing meals. Stop killing yourself shopping for food in the week. Now you can just do the fun part – cooking and eating! [check it out]

R2,999 / Month For A Brand New MINI – The product range at MINI is diverse, to say the least. That’s why we’ve managed to structure a special deal for those of you desperate to join the MINI family, but are struggling to pull it together. [check it out]

Affordable Cane Furniture – If you’re buying cane or wicker furniture anywhere else, you’re wasting a lot of time and money. These guys import direct from Malawi. Hand-Made cane furniture – buy online and have it delivered! [canefurniturecapetown]

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