Hello ladies. Winter is coming, and you’re digging your coats out from the back of the cupboard. But you’ve noticed something – over the course of the summer you seem to have picked up a few extra garments, and now you’re in a bind with space. Double problem: you don’t want to give any of your stuff away to make room. So what do you do? You send that couture on a vacation of its own for the winter, ladies. That’s what you do.

Allow us to introduce you to Stor-Age, and their “Household Self Storage Option.”

Here’s the gist of what’s happening here:

At Stor-Age you are able to rent your own household storage unit which you will lock with your own padlock to which only you retain the key. This means you are in control of the possessions you have stored. Your stored personal possessions are instantly accessible, it’s convenient, flexible, and hassle free.

For your convenience we offer a large range of storage boxes and packaging items.

They aren’t joking. They really do mean “a large range.” Hat boxes? Sure. Trunks full of clothing? Why not? Jewellery trinket boxes? Store the hell out of it.

It’s cool, because you only pay R1 for your first month of storage, with obligation.

And no, you won’t have to lug heavy boxes in your lovely but honestly fairly impractical hatchback to the Stor-Age place. Why? These mofos have a free van rental service, so you don’t scuff those nice seats and ruin the resale value of your ride.

Stunning, hey? Go on, get to it. The weather turns bad this weekend.

Check them out, HERE.