Alicia Silverstone. We all remember her right? From that early 90’s teen-flick…..which one was it again? Well apparently this lass has gone from being ‘Clueless’ to pretty clued-up. About parenting, that is.

Silverstone has written a sort of ‘guide to the world of parenting and raising offspring in what is being hailed a rather ‘unconventional’ take on the important role of raising a small, innocent human being. The books title,The Kind Mama: A Simple Guide to Supercharged Fertility, a Radiant Pregnancy, a Sweeter Birth, and a Healthier, More Beautiful Beginning, offers advice in the form of instructions such as : Do not use tampons because they will make you infertile, stating , “[Y]our chichi is the most absorbent part of your body. Unfortunately, feminine-care manufacturers aren’t required to tell you what’s in their products, which means that no one’s talking about the potential pesticide residues from non-organic cotton and the ‘fragrances’ containing hormone-upsetting, fertility-knocking phthalates that are snuggling up to your hoo-ha.”

Other nuggets of parenting awesomeness are offered in her promises to help prevent or even cure  ; “PMS, insomnia, allergies, breakouts, weight struggles, thyroid condition, lupus, multiple sclerosis—while significantly lowering your risk of heart disease, diabetes, and cancer”. Apparently you just need to buy her book and read it thoroughly to understand exactly HOW she delivers such wisdom. It’s quite a nice thing of her to do really. Theoretically this should save moms-to-be thousands at the Obstetrician. Why see a doctor when you can buy a paper-back instruction manual on health-care during pregnancy?

Other insights include the proposition that Vaccines are EXTREMELY dangerous and dairy products will kill you. For those of you who are not yet familiar with Alicia’s cavalier take on the art of parenting, she shot to parental notoriety after posting a video online of her pre-chewing and regurgitating food for her baby before feeding to him. Yes. She did that.

For a full list of the things you need to do to prevent death or even heart disease prior to , during or post-pregnancy, please kindly move your computer mouse cursor HERE and click with your index finger.

[SOURCE] The Daily Beast