Valentine’s Day is bearing down upon us, and some may be starting to panic for the lack of decent gift for your partner. Stop that. Stop that RIGHT this instant. You have absolutely no right to stress. Because you have Gumtree. And when you have Gumtree, you have some of the most stunning gifts on earth. Or in the East Rand, at least. Become unstuck, lovers, and check out these incredible Valentine’s Day Gifts, after the jump.

Couple’s Glass Blowing

Check out that tender gaze. Remember the clay scene from Ghost? This is just like that, except neither one of you is Patrick Swayze, or sexy like a sexy ghost.

Rent a Jacuzzi

Because nothing says sexy-time like a rented jacuzzi. Also, the people who rented the jacuzzi before you definitely didn’t have that same idea.

Gaze upon this terrifying room of soft toys

Buy a soft toy! Or just look at the room. Because that is one hell of an experience. Their eyes are following you.

Indulge in a super fancy photo shoot

The only thing classier and longer-lasting than a tribal tattoo is a posed topless couple’s photo shoot. That’s going to follow you for the rest of your life.

We’ll be bringing you more stunning Gumtree ads in the near future, to surprise and delight you.

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