Big news everyone! Prince Harry has decided to keep his big, ginger beard right were it belongs.
But we must clarify why this is news. You see, the Queen harbours a sheer, intolerant and scornful hatred of beards. Such is her dislike of all things facial and hairy – none of her staff are allowed to have them.
There was apparently much frostiness over the subject when the royal family stayed together at Sandringham over the Christmas holidays, but ‘arry would not be deterred.
She had apparently told him to shave it before the next time they met.
But in spite of her orders, Harry was instagrammed at the weekend with his beard not only still intact, but bigger, bushier and possibly a deeper shade of ginger.
[imagesource: Sararat Rangsiwuthaporn] A woman in Thailand, dubbed 'Am Cyanide' by Thai...
[imagesource:renemagritte.org] A René Magritte painting portraying an eerily lighted s...
[imagesource: Alison Botha] Gqeberha rape survivor Alison Botha, a beacon of resilience...
[imagesource:mcqp/facebook] Clutch your pearls for South Africa’s favourite LGBTQIA+ ce...
[imagesource:capetown.gov] The City of Cape Town’s Mayoral Committee has approved the...