Pastor Lesego Daniel is known for his, shall we say, ‘experimental’ teachings. He reinforced this perception a few days ago when he ordered his congregation to drop to the floor and eat grass, in a bid to get “closer to God”.

The whacky pastor is said to have claimed that humans can eat anything to feed their bodies and survive on whatever they choose to eat.

Reporters were shocked when they arrived on the scene, only to find a whole herd of Christians grazing quietly on the Pastor’s pastures.

Rosemary Phetha, a 21 year-old law student defended the practice:

Yes, we eat grass and we’re proud of it because it demonstrates that, with God’s power, we can do anything.

Which sounds pretty damn convincing. That is, until you consider that most of the congregation had to sprint to the nearest toilet so that they could expel all the excess grass in their system. Oh, dear.

Doreen Kgatle, 27, of Ga-rankuwa, suffered a stroke two years ago.

I could not walk but soon after eating the grass, as the pastor had ordered, I started gaining strength and an hour later I could walk again.

Different strokes for different folks, clearly.

[Source : Daily Mail]