Hey, Andrew Davidson liked to cut loose as much as the next guy, but we all over-do it sometimes.

He had consumed a really hectic cocktail of booze and other “legal highs,” before getting on a train and falling in love with a drinks trolley.

“I want to kiss you, I want to fuck you”, he said to the trolley while humping it violently, according to eyewitness accounts. But before he made googly eyes at the trolley, Davidson had placed his hands on another female passenger, and attempted to kiss a member of staff.

He also fell on to his face and began rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and yelling about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.

At Perth Sheriff Court yesterday, Davidson was placed on community payback and ordered to carry out 100 hours of unpaid work. He was, however, not enrolled on the sex offenders list because of the nature of the item he sexually offended.

Davidson’s solicitor, Grant Bruce, said:

He has no recollection of what happened on the train at all but accepts he behaved in this manner. He was completely intoxicated by alcohol and a legal high. He has now curtailed his social life to a great degree because of this incident.

It is something that has never happened before and is unlikely to ever happen again.

The drinks trolley was not available for comment.

[Source : Metro]