They Tested R Kelly To See If He Can Sing Sexy About Anything – He Can [AUDIO]

22 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone in Celebrities, Culture, Music, Quality Humour, World

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After all that controversy and all those kiddy-sex accusations, R. Kelly has returned from his three-year hiatus to release his 12th solo album, ‘Black Panties’.

While making a few publicity stops, Rolling Stone stepped in and decided to test his ability to make the most mundane objects sound sexy. “I know how to put it into a melody and make it comical, but sexual at the same time,” he claimed. “With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything.”

You can’t help but want to challenge that.

Rolling Stone gave the singer three unrelated and un-erotic phrases — dolphins, hockey and Italian hero sandwiches. Kelly maintained that, “If I had a track, if I was in the studio, man, I’d blow your mind with it.”

For your listening pleasure, R. Kelly’s sexy songs about things that aren’t sexy.

 

[Source : Time]

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