Karl Lagerfeld may well be the most famous and highly regarded living fashion designer in the world. He also has a remarkable turn of phrase. Enjoy this small selection of stunning Karl quotes:

– I never wanted to have children. Because if a child didn’t do as well as me I wouldn’t have loved it and if it did do better than me, I wouldn’t have loved it either.

– I worked out a lot before I was 20. I was hard underneath. I had just a little padding. I was quilted. Always Chanel…

– Jogging pants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you go out in jogging pants.

– My childhood dream was not to be a child. I’d find it humiliating to be a child. Second-class human being.

– It’s always been my dream to have white hair. Dry shampoo is my cocaine.

– I am kind of a fashion nymphomaniac who never gets an orgasm. I am never satisfied.

– I know revenge is mean and horrible, but I see no reason why I shouldn’t do something back if someone has done something mean to me. When people think it’s all forgiven I pull the chair away – maybe 10 years later.

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[Source : Daily Beast]