You gotta love the options available for billionaires on their superyachts. They refer to the boats that take you to shore as tenders and the the other gadgets (submarines etc.) as toys. These are our faves…

In terms of tenders, you gotta love the ‘limousines’ that are available.

Like this – this is a limousine…

You like that?

And remember that’s just to get to shore.

Check out this video to see inside that little beauty:

Pretty sweet.

I’ll tell you what’s also pretty sweet – is this thing – called a ‘sea pool.’

Good name.

Here a diagram to show you how the thing works.

This is what they reckon:

The inflatable sea pool provides a safe and secure area for children and adults to swim in away from jellyfish and other unwanted sea creatures. The pool also provides a great way of containing people so that they do not get swept away in currents.

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Nice.

Check how happy those chicks are. I’m definitely getting a sea pool.

Here’s a video of all the toys being used at once. People in the sea pool – people going ballistic on the slide – people railsliding on inflatable rails (seriously) – jet ski bandits, chicks on SUP boards. The list goes on.

It’s basically you, once you’ve won the overseas lottery. Watch it.

Ok, so you enjoyed that, right?

So let’s stop dicking around and let’s get into some REAL toys – like a submarine.

Surely this is a must?

Oh my God I’ve just watched the video.

Why have we never watched this before.

Please enjoy this video showing the awesome lives of billionaires. Even more reason to get there, gang!

Howz the music?

It’s genius.

That’s about as rad as things get. Generally.

Guess how much it costs?

Try $3 million.

Yup – that’s R30 million…

But wait – I have more.

I cruised over to this website – another company who also make submarines. And check this out – Putin rocking the sub!

Shit I really am having a ball here. I must stop.

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