Very sad news, here at 2oceansvibe HQ. Our beloved Jack Daniel’s statue has been stolen. We can only assume this happened at the Taste of Cape Town, where he was last seen in the public eye.
We have a reward for any information leading to his return. If you have any details (prferably photographic evidence) of his whereabouts and good health, that would be much appreciated.
REWARD:
New information as to his whereabouts = Bottle of Jack Daniel’s original.
Safe return to 2oceansvibe HQ = Case of Jack & Coke + 1 x bottle of Jack Daniel’s + bottle of Jack Honey.
Thanks guys – really appreciate it.
Above is a pic of Jack Daniel’s during happier times.
UPDATE:
The reason why it took us 4 months to realise the statue was missing is due to miscommuication. Other JD merchandise was collected from Taste of Cape Town and 2ov assumed the statue went with that stuff to storage. We moved offices during that time and now we’re in our killer new space at Woodstock Exchange, we asked for the statue to be delivered – and it was gone!
Hope that clarifies!
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