Your news feeds have been overflowing with the Royal birthing, but among the congratulations and “it’s a boy” messages, there have been some hilarious statements and jokes made.
For those of you who still need the details, here they are: After being admitted to the Lindo wing in the early stages of labour at around 06h00 on 22 July, The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a 3,7 kilogram baby prince at 16h24.
Now for some fun. Let’s start with the video above by veteran newsman Simon McCoy, who didn’t have any trouble expressing how he was reporting absolutely nothing outside the Lindo wing. “Plenty more to come from here of course, the BBC newsreader told viewers, none of it news. But that won’t stop us.”
Bring in the pop culture.
First image of the #RoyalBaby#HalfBloodPrincehttps://t.co/5AA9OJ8XVr
— Review Me (@ReviewMe) July 22, 2013
Labour Jokes:
After endless hours of embarrassing rubbish isn’t it time for news channels to change from “Royal Baby” to “Labour Isn’t Working?” — Philip Collins (@PCollinsTimes) July 22, 2013
Labour has never been so popular. My guess is that it will be a baby. — Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) July 22, 2013
Text from Ed Miliband: “Delighted Catherine has joined labour. Together we will rebuild Britain” Absolute idiot. — Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 22, 2013
Name Speculation:
I predict the #royalbaby will be called Your Highness — Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) July 22, 2013
They should name the #RoyalBaby ‘Weasley’ so that in future people can go around singing “Weasley is our King.” — The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) July 22, 2013
The #RoyalBaby has not yet been named. They should just call him ‘You Know Who.’ — The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) July 22, 2013
Easel:
Still posting on Twitter? Losers! Anyone who’s anyone has moved on to Easel. I’m setting mine up outside my house now #royalbabyboy — David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 22, 2013
Kanye Jokes:
If they name the #RoyalBaby East, West or South, Kanye is gonna be pissed!
— Review Me (@ReviewMe) July 22, 2013
Deviant Art:
[Source: TheDailyBeast]
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