Frankly, we’re not surprised.

Holidays at the Black Sea are awesome. Typically, the most dangerous thing you’ll find are Russian mobsters, and fat guys dancing in speedos.

But you can avoid all that by staying in the water, right? Wrong, my friend.

You’ll die in the water. Because there are dolphins with weapons strapped to their heads cruising around the Black Sea.

Dolphin scientist, Justin Gregg reported the following:

After rebooting the Soviet Union’s marine mammal program just last year with the goal of teaching dolphins to find underwater mines and kill enemy divers, three of the Ukrainian military’s new recruits have gone AWOL. Apparently they swam away from their trainers this morning ostensibly in search of a “mate” out in open waters. It might not be such a big deal except that these dolphins have been trained to “attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.” So if you are planning a family holiday to the Black Sea this week, I think it’s best you avoid any “friendly” dolphins that might approach – especially if they have KNIVES or PISTOLS strapped to their heads.

That. Is. Completely excellent.

[Source : The Atlantic]