The obituary of Harry Weathersby Stamps, Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College’s former Dean has gone viral.
“Harry Weathersby Stamps, ladies’ man, foodie, natty dresser, and accomplished traveler, died on Saturday, March 9, 2013,” was the opening line of Stamps’ obituary. Each of those traits were later detailed. The obituary reports Stamps loving smart women, from his mother to absolute adoration for his oldest sister, Lynn Stamps Garner, to the woman he married – “his main squeeze” – and started a family with.
He married his main squeeze Ann Moore, a home economics teacher, almost 50 years ago, with whom they had two girls Amanda Lewis of Dallas, and Alison of Starkville. He taught them to fish, to select a quality hammer, to love nature, and to just be thankful. He took great pride in stocking their tool boxes. One of his regrets was not seeing his girl, Hillary Clinton, elected President.
Stamps’ obituary spoke of his signature food dish – the bacon and tomato sandwich:
He procured 100% all white Bunny Bread from Georgia, Blue Plate mayonnaise from New Orleans, Sauer’s black pepper from Virginia, home grown tomatoes from outside Oxford, and Tennessee’s Benton bacon from his bacon-of-the-month subscription.
A “natty dresser” according to his obiturary, he may have been stuck in a time warp.
Harry took fashion cues from no one. His signature every day look was all his: a plain pocketed T-shirt designed by the fashion house Fruit of the Loom, his black-label elastic waist shorts worn above the navel and sold exclusively at the Sam’s on Highway 49, and a pair of old school Wallabees (who can even remember where he got those?) that were always paired with a grass-stained MSU baseball cap.
And it seems Stamps didn’t skimp on travelling either, always looking out for a great view from his tent and staying at only the finest AAA-rated campgrounds.
Harry traveled extensively. He only stayed in the finest quality AAA-rated campgrounds, his favorite being Indian Creek outside Cherokee, North Carolina. He always spent the extra money to upgrade to a creek view for his tent. Many years later he purchased a used pop-up camper for his family to travel in style, which spoiled his daughters for life.
To conclude the obituary, his hatred for day light saving was amplified one last time, upon his death.
He particularly hated Day Light Saving Time, which he referred to as The Devil’s Time. It is not lost on his family that he died the very day that he would have had to spring his clock forward. This can only be viewed as his final protest.
When Stamps’ daughter, Amanda Lewis was asked how she would feel about her father’s obituary going viral she responded:
He wouldn’t know what going viral means. He would have thought that was a disease he contracted, which would have excited him to have another illness to lord over folks.
Read the full obituary HERE.
[Source: Huffington Post]
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