Whatever you do, don’t buy tickets for tonight’s lottery! I mean, why risk the chance of waking up a millionaire? Oh, you played it a few times and then stopped? Hahaha! The joke’s on YOU, my friend..

I’ve watched a lot of comedy in my time and feel I have a good understanding on what makes good humour or a good joke. That said, I can tell you for a fact that I find nothing funnier than people who say they “used to buy tickets to the lottery, and then stopped.” It’s too funny! Oh, so you gave it a shot and you were disappointed that the exact numbers you chose didn’t come up those few times you tried? Jeeepers, Hudders! Who exactly do you think you are? Get a grip…

There’s only one thing funnier than you not buying a ticket, and that’s the look on your face when your buddy wins and buys this house. It’s in France and costs only $35 million:

You gotta keep going, my love! PER.SE.VERE! Buy tickets here

These are my numbers:

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That’s what all the 2oceansvibers do. And that’s why good things come to us. Because even if we don’t win, we keep trying – keep that door open – and in return the universe treats you with all sorts of gifts as a result of your positivity.

But don’t take my word for it – see for yourself.

Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is $90 Million – That’s about R800 million.

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