The House of Commons was assured yesterday that Canada is a zombie-free zone according to the Foreign Affairs Minister, John Baird.
Winnipeg New Democrat Pat Martin warned the house,
I don’t need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don’t recognize borders.
Martin raised the issue of a Quebec Government disaster plan that used a mock zombie invasion exercise as its premise. The invasion of the living dead templates have been used by United States Government for emergency preparedness drills.
The NDP MP asked Baird if he was working with his American partners “to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”
Baird went further to say “under the leadership of this prime minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever.”
[Source: The Province]
