Lindsay Lohan, everybody’s favourite Hollywood train-wreck, wasn’t at the Golden Globes last night (insurance wouldn’t cover it) but she was tweeting up a storm to her 4,8 million followers.

When Lohan is not crashing cars, getting shit-faced with other problem celebs, or watching her parents break down on Dr. Phil, she is tweeting. Just before the awards she started with

Perhaps after getting drunk with Lady Gaga earlier this year, she was feeling a little inadequate, and forgot that nearly 5 million followers is a lot, especially for a drug crazed, failing actor. Lohan followed through with her plan and launched into a whole series of live tweets about the Golden Globes.

If you didn’t watch the awards, that last one was a stab at Jennifer Lawrence for who said, “I beat Meryl [Streep]” when she won Best Actress in Motion Picture Comedy for Silver Linings Playbook. Lindsay  criticizing someone who is not on drugs, in a brilliant film, and has just won an award, is, well, a little sad. And also, like come on Lindsay, don’t you like remember that “I Beat Meryl” is totally a quote from The First Wives Club?

If nothing else goes right for Lohan, she could perhaps get a job at E! Entertainment live tweeting awards ceremonies, albeit from the safety of an alcohol and drug free room 25 miles away. The results would surely be better than Liz & Dick.