The wonderfully named and anatomically correct sex-doll, ‘Just-In Beaver’ has apparently sold out very quickly. Fans heard a few days ago that they could ‘snuggle’ up to a life-size plastic Bieber for the bargain price of $32.95.
Of course they sold out. What pubescent Belieber wouldn’t want to make Just-in their “toy-boy”. The box claims that Just-in can finally get laid and that Selena can, inexplicably, suck the gold of Bieber’s Grammy.
If we are to believe the manufacturers Pipedream Products, the dolls have flown off the virtual shelves. However, some suggest that the doll has instead been pulled due to Bieber’s legal team flexing their muscles. Images of the ”barely legal doll” on the Pipedreams site cannot be enlarged on. Instead of the display screen, a new image is in place that reads, “New product coming soon,” which some believe mean the product was pulled.
Just to prove that the company has the least classy marketing team (even for sex-doll manufacturers) just read the product description:
Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail.
But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off!
So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pr**ks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!
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