The people over at sex.com have decided to open their wallets in a bid to distribute Hulk Hogan’s now infamous sex tape – described online as “a fucking masterpiece.” Why wouldn’t they, with the tape featuring a suntanned bleached-blond with huge boobies, and a woman.

The sex tape leaked online last week, which we covered for you here. The tape features all the faux pas one would expect from a celebrity sex tape, including embarrassing dialogue such as referring to his partner as a ‘hot commodity’, a ringing cellphone, and bad angles. Running at about 30 minutes long, according to RadarOnline, sex.com bosses saw a golden distribution opportunity. They wrote the following letter to Hogan:

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While this may be an embarrassing ordeal for you to go through right now, it doesn’t need to be. That’s why we’d be interested in speaking with you at your earliest convenience in regards to marketing this tape on our website.

After viewing the clip posted we don’t have anything you need to be embarrassed about. You are ‘”bigger” than Andre the Giant where it matters and we aren’t just talking about fan base “brother!”

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We are truly serious about working with you, this isn’t some shameless press opportunity, we have an open checkbook.

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We’d be very interested in putting together a compensation package that would make your “Rent a Center” deal look like pocket change. Let’s talk, we are true “Hulkamaniacs”!

This opportunity could be coming at just the right time for Hogan, who in September of last year announced that he was fighting back from bankruptcy after “losing millions of dollars“. Would you take up such an offer?

See the full letter here.

[Source: Daily Mail; TMZ; StarPulse; RadarOnline]