If I was a racist, I would NEVER get caught. And I think that is the difference between me and the real racists out there – they don’t have brains. Only a MORON would apologise and explain that the reason they used the K word was because they were angry. That ALWAYS results in people questioning why the word was in their vocabularly in the first place. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. And that is the nature of the racist – they’re dumb.

Whereas if I was a racist and got caught (which would never happen) using the K word, I would apologise, and instead of saying I was angry, I would say, “I was so upset with what they did and didn’t want to get into a physical altercation, so instead I spent a moment thinking of the most disgusting thing to say to them. I really wanted to harm them with words. That’s when I thought of the K word and called them that. And I hope it hurt – because that was the intention.”

I would be the BEST racist, if I was a racist.

But they would NEVER catch me.

I’m too smart for that.

That’s why racists get caught – it’s a predisposition – they’re not smart enough to get out of it.