I’m not even making this headline up – a truck carrying a delivery of medical marijuana in California, was quite literally, hijacked by a group of baton-carrying, dressed-in-black, freaking ninjas. They made off with a bag of cash, as well as some product.

This all seems like a bit of a suspicious story – the 40 year-old delivery man says he was walking back to his delivery truck, when he was approached by two people dressed as ninjas, wearing black face masks and carrying martial arts weapons. In his state of shock – he did just stare a ninja in the face – he dropped the bags he was carrying, containing some primo-quality green medicine and some cash. The two ninjas grabbed the bags and made off.

I can just imagine his story to the police (who appear to be taking him seriously): “Hey man. Those ninjas, man. They just, like, came out of nowhere and made off with my stash.”

He also can apparently not remember how much money or weed was taken.

[Source: SGVTribune]