Ever since the untimely departure of Our Dear Leader, a gaping hole has been left in the fabric of society, waiting to be filled by an equally magnificent specimen of humanity. Mercifully it did not take long for the void to be filled. Click through to be basked in the glory of The Adventures Of Kim Jung Un, Our Dear Leader’s successor.
Wielding a majestic sword, which later reveals its hidden power, the “glorious stallion of liberty” bursts onto screen, and that’s pretty much the low point of the video. According to our sources on the inside, the footage is a factual record of the exploits of The Supreme Leader. Surfing on rainbows, the ability to transform into a fighter jet and his seemingly impossible good looks – it all happened, people.
Even USA’s bravest, Bruce Willis, in his signature vest and slacks ensemble a la Die Hard could not manage to bring harm to “[America’s] most handsomest enemy” at their president’s request because “he’s too…magnificent”.
With his unrivaled “power, good looks and dancing abilities”, it’s only a matter of time before we too will be graced by his majesty, and what a glorious day that will be.
*spontaneous cheering!*
[Source: College Humor]
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