No, really…

Hell hath no fury like some idiot on Gumtree scorned it seems, because this ad was posted a few days ago on the site by a jilted boyfriend seeking a little person to exact revenge on the heartless harpy who broke his heart.

The Star newspaper contacted the poster, called Brett, who lives in Randburg, and is adamant that the ad is serious, and that he couldn’t give “a fuck” about the political correctness of his intentions (to whit, there is both an issue of size-ism and a frightening misogyny at work here).

Basically he wants “a midget” to show up at his ex-girlfriend’s work and “kick her (not to hard) on the shin” and then leave. It’s not clear how much he is willing to pay the little person to do his dirty work. He is also interested in any “fire eating” or acrobatic skills (what the hell is a “flic flac”?) the little person might possess, for a “wedding” – though clearly not his own.

The Star contacted Brett, who has this to say about his master plan for revenge;

I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins. Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days!

What a well-balanced young man. His ex-girlfriend must miss him and his psychosis terribly. It is not known if anyone has successfully applied for this ridiculous assignment, but there are well over 3 000 views on the ad to date.

[Source: News 24]