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Oscars? Over it! The Razzies are the true test of Hollywood’s mettle, the very best of the very worst, if you will. Last night, the nominations for the 32nd Golden Raspberry Awards were dropped on an unsuspecting world, and you’ll never guess who scooped a record number of Razzie nominations for the unprecedented amount of tripe he threw at our screens in 2011. Go on, guess!

The envelope please… And the winner is: Adam Sandler! With a record eleven Razzie nominations for these three turds respectively; Jack and Jill, Bucky Larson and Just Go With It. 

Here are the rest of the nominations for this year’s Razzies:

Worst Picture

•  Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
• Jack & Jill
• New Year’s Eve
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Worst Actor

• Russell Brand / Arthur
• Nicolas Cage / Drive Angry 3D, Season of the Witch, Trespass
• Taylor Lautner / Abduction and Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• Adam Sandler / Jack & Jill, Just Go With It
• Nick Swardson / Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star

Worst Actress

• Martin Lawrence (As “Momma”) / Big Momma’s House: Like Father, Like Son
• Sarah Palin (As “Herself”) / Sarah Palin: The Undefeated
• Sarah Jessica Parker / I Don’t Know How She Does It & New Year’s Eve
• Adam Sandler (As “Jill”) / Jack & Jill
• Kristen Stewart / Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Worst Supporting Actress:

• Katie Holmes / Jack & Jill
• Brandon T. Jackson (As “Charmaine”) /  Big Momma’s House: Like Father, Like Son
• Nicole Kidman / Just Go With It
• David Spade (As “Monica”) / Jack & Jill
• The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) / Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Worst Supporting Actor

• Patrick Dempsey / Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• James Franco / Your Highness
• Ken Jeong / Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Big Momma’s House: Like Father, Like Son, The Hang Over 2, Zookeeper
• Al Pacino (As “Al Pacino”) / Jack & Jill
• Nick Swardson/ Jack & Jill, Just Go With It

Worst Screen Ensemble

•  The entire cast of Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
• The entire cast of Jack & Jill
• The entire cast of New Year’s Eve
• The entire cast of Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• The entire cast of Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Worst Director

• Michael Bay / Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Tom Brady / Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
• Bill Condon / Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• Dennis Dugan / Jack & Jill and Just Go With It
• Garry Marshall / New Year’s Eve

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

• Arthur
• Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star (Rip-Off of Boogie Nights and A Star Is Born)
• The Hangover 2 (Both a Sequel AND a Remake!)
• Jack & Jill (Remake/Rip-Off of Ed Woods’ Glen or Glenda)
• Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Worst Screen Couple

• Nicolas Cage & Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him in Any of His Three 2011 Movies
• Shia LeBeouf & The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Adam Sandler & EITHER Jennifer Aniston OR Brooklyn Decker / Just Go With It
• Adam Sandler and EITHER Katie Holmes, Al Pacino OR Adam Sandler / Jack & Jill
• Kristen Stewart & EITHER Taylor Lautner OR Robert Pattinson / Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Worst Screenplay

•  Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
• Jack & Jill
• New Year’s Eve
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Fittingly, the winners will be announced on 1 April.

[Source: Dlisted]