Hands up who’s lost a phone this way! (Theft by Grammy Award-winner optional)

Rapper Chris Brown cannot catch a break this week (for the record, I am firmly on the fence about this “comeback” of his). A woman in Florida laid theft charges against him after he allegedly stole her iPhone and drove off with it when she was snapping pics of him in his car outside da club. Let’s just hope she locked it remotely so he can’t take more pictures of his penis to offend/arouse us all with on Twitter.

Brown’s had a busy week this week; he and his ex-punching bag, Rihanna have released a couple of collaboration tracks which have incensed much of the civilised world, and he went head to head with a WWE wrestler on Twitter- narrowly avoiding a much-deserved beating with a plastic folding chair, and now it seems grand larceny is in the mix too.

Allegedly, Christal Spann and her friends spotted Brown and another rapper leaving the Cameo club in South Beach early on Sunday. Spann told police she saw Brown get into a black Bentley, and she used her phone to take a picture of him sitting in the car.

According to the police report, Spann claims Brown grabbed her phone and said “… you ain’t going to put that on no website”, and drove off. The case is under review by county prosecutors as “robbery by sudden snatching” is a felony in Florida.

Brown needs to drop this hot mess attitude of his, as he is still under supervised probation from his assault charges in 2009, and any infraction might see him behind bars, Grammy-winner or not.

[Source: News24]