Oh Newt. What are  you thinking? Is this another attempt to lure a fourth wife, after the dumping the one that had cancer? Not cool dude. Our main man Newt, hot on the heels of Mitt Romney as lead Republican presidential candidate in the upcoming US election campaign, feels Brad Pitt will be perfect to play him in the movie about his life.

I mean the resemblance is totally uncanny – Newt has no neck, a great set of boobies (he’d totally win any wet T-shirt competition), and a face like a walrus. Brad Pitt was in Fight Club. Newt looks like Meat Loaf in Fight Club. So far, this is the most comprehensive argument that he is totally and utterly batshit insane.

Asked for comment, Gingrich had the following to say:

“No, I don’t look like him at all,” Gingrich said. “He’s thinner, he’s better looking, he’s younger.”

“But you asked me if I could have anyone who could play me in a movie,” Gingrich mused, “why not go for Brad Pitt?”

Silly fool.

[Source: NYDailyNews]