Most end of the year top ten lists are pretty boring, but this one is a little different. A New Zealand website has now released the top ten list of animals that were dicks in 2011 There’s even a South African on the list.

• Cat comes down from Arizona cactus after three days
  “At times, the feline would stand up and survey the area, possibly trying to figure out how to get down – or how it got up there.”

• Birds of a feather leave paraglider reeling
  “Vladimir Tsar’kov was paragliding and taking in the majestic views when two eagles hit him, head on, sending him and his parachute spinning.”

• VIDEO: Antelope versus mountain biker in Natal
  “A mountain biker has discovered that no matter how well you know the road code – it’s all superseded by the laws of the jungle.”

• Bees launch horrific attack on hog
  “I’ve been doing this over 20 years. For some reason, this year, [the Africanised bees are] just going completely insane.”

• Turtle jam at NYC airport
  “So Steve was like ‘Frogger is cool. Let’s try that.’ 12 hours later and here we are.”

• Video: Panda hunts and kills peacock
  “Keepers said there had been no violence between the panda and the peacock before the panda’s attack this week.”

• Renegade squirrel goes ‘ballistic’
  “It’s possible the squirrel was raised as a pet and lost its fear of humans.”

• Angry moose kicks would-be petter
  “Police spokeswoman Anita Shell says the moose is not a threat unless provoked, so people need to give it space.”

• Puppy bitten by white-tailed spider
  “The Jack Russell’s owners initially thought someone must have stood on the dog.”

• Footage emerges of bird eating another bird
  “Ms Empson says Puffin’s new feeding behaviour has reignited speculation that a baby may be on the way, although there is no proof yet.”

This is a pretty crazy list. I am now officially scared of birds, pandas and bees.

[Source: 3NewsNZ]